I don’t personally track any user data. I may have created a Google Analytics account at some stage, but I can’t be bothered to even check if I did. The mere thought of the graphs and data that are of absolutely no use to me, frankly, fills me with utter disinterest and anxiety.

However Google, and God knows who else is probably tracking your every move.


Personal information

If you be so bold, go read the Terms & Condition, Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, Disclaimers etc… etc… (that you’ve already accepted) on your social media pages, browsers, and any other type of digital accounts to find out how they are using your information to milk/control you.


Third Parties

What I do know for sure is that this website was created using WordPress. You can go check out their terms and conditions: here

The T’s & C’s of the theme being used on this site can be found here:

Various other plugins, have been used on this site to extend functionality but I can’t be arsed to bother searching for the links to their respective Ts&Cs pages (as I’m sure you can’t be arsed to bother reading them).



This Privacy Policy may change in the future, but I highly fucking doubt it:)


Terms of Use

If you use the internet in any way and specifically this site, you do so at your own peril and you agree, that by continuing to use this site, Implifi Pty (Ltd) can’t be held liable for any loss or damages, directly or indirectly caused through the use of