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My name is Ivor
I’m a freelance designer and web developer from Johannesburg, South Africa (currently living in Portugal). I also write and play guitar for a band called MiSLeD. Sometimes I help project manage set builds and installations for events and venues, I’ve even been paid to take some decent photos thereof. I like to cook, but mostly I like bread. I enjoy being outdoors and try to appreciate nature as much as possible before she’s inevitably obliterated as a result of our insatiable consumption and the tyrannical, power-hungry corporations who feed it. I’m a left-handed Aquarius. At least once a month I have a severe bout of existential dread but I get over it. I like to hug people, which is paradoxical for a misanthrope.
I wish my life was professionally scored so that the perfect song would always play at the right time.
MY NAME IS IVOR
I’m a freelance designer and web developer from Johannesburg, South Africa (currently living in Portugal). I also write and play guitar for a band called MiSLeD. Sometimes I help project manage set builds and installations for events and venues, I’ve even been paid to take some decent photos thereof. I like to cook, but mostly I like bread. I enjoy being outdoors and try to appreciate nature as much as possible before she’s inevitably obliterated as a result of our insatiable consumption and the tyrannical, power-hungry corporations who feed it. I’m a left-handed Aquarius. At least once a month I have a severe bout of existential dread but I get over it. I like to hug people, which is paradoxical for a misanthrope.
I wish my life was professionally scored so that the perfect song would always play at the right time.

WHAT I DO FOR $$
*This background appears courtesy of Massimo, son & texture painter extraordinaire.
GRAPHIC DESIGN
I offer a bunch of Graphic Design / DTP services for both print & digital applications including: logo & identity design, business cards, letterheads, html email signatures, company profiles & brochures, and much more.
WEB DESIGN & DEVELOPMENT
I design and build websites using the WordPress platform. From basic info sites to more complex integrations, I do my best to ensure your site is easy to use and functions as slick as it looks. I’ve also been known to design and manage email campaigns (if you’re into that sort of thing).
PROJECT MANAGEMENT
Since 2017, I have part-time assisted local uber-talented designers in project managing set builds and installations for leading global alcohol & tobacco brands and occasionally assisted with artwork too. I also carry out quality control checks on builds and take photos for reference and marketing/promotional usage.












WHAT THEY SAY
But do you social?
I have an acute aversion to social media. I’ve been advised that one should have a LinkedIn profile, if you are so inclined, you can “connect” with me here. Don’t expect much interaction though. You can follow me on Twitter here. Again, don’t expect much in the way of content. I mostly use the platform to monitor the descent of humanity in real-time.
But do you social?
I have an acute aversion to social media. I’ve been advised that one should have a LinkedIn profile, if you are so inclined, you can “connect” with me here. Don’t expect much interaction though. You can follow me on Twitter here. Again, don’t expect much in the way of content. I mostly use the platform to monitor the descent of humanity in real-time.